Description
🍹 Store and Pour Perfection with The MAD Bottle!
The store and pour bottle with a PHD in temperature control, universal fit, durability, elegance, and eco-friendliness in one sleek package!
🌟This isn’t just any store and pour bottle; it’s a game-changer for every setting – from high-end restaurants to your backyard barbecues.
Why Our Customers Love The MAD Bottle:
1. Stainless Steel Perfection:
Crafted from food-grade 18/8 Stainless Steel, this bottle is the epitome of long-lasting flavor quality. Stop peeling the labels off of glass bottles just to have them break and cut you the first time you drop it! This Store and pour bottle is so durable you will never have to worry about it. The double wall vacuum insulated technology also gives it the ability to maintain temperature!
2. Temperature Mastery:
Keep it hot or chill – your call! This bottle maintains hot beverages for up to 12 hours (best for 160F or less) and keeps cold liquids frosty for an impressive 24 hours. No need for heating elements or refrigeration once it’s at the perfect temp.
3. Eco-Friendly and Elegant:
Wave goodbye to plastic bottles. The MAD Bottle is your eco-friendly, stylish companion for every pouring occasion. Our materials are sourced with the Earth in mind.
4. Universal Fit:
Don’t worry about those discolored, embarrassing plastic store and pour bottles that don’t quite fit right. The MAD Bottle is designed to fit any standard pourer spout, guaranteeing precision with every pour. It fits perfectly inside a speed well, ensuring your bartending skills are always on point!
5. Versatility Unleashed:
Fill The MAD Bottle store and pourer with fresh juices, citrus, mixers, Fireball, hot coffee, cocktails, infusions, and anything else your creativity desires – The MAD Bottle is the ultimate storage solution for all your bar essentials. Its lightweight, slender design makes it perfect to take on the go too!
5. Efficiency to the MAX:
Have you ever had to wait to long for a cocktail? Or, have you had a customer complain they waited too long? Keep all of the essential ingredients at arm’s length and get those drinks out more efficiently than ever before and skip the refrigeration.
🍋 Citrus Bliss Unleashed: Keep it MAD Fresh!🍋
Experience the magic of preserving citrus goodness with The MAD Bottle! Did you know that citrus, when left at room temperature, takes a nosedive into deterioration? Let’s spill the citrusy secrets:
1. Room Temperature Woes:
Citrus, the superhero of flavors, starts losing its charm at room temperature. Within just 2 hours, the flavor begins to taste off.
2. Microbial Mayhem:
Room temperature is like an open invitation for microbes to join the citrus party. Within 2 short hours, those little troublemakers start forming, turning your once-refreshing citrus into a microbial pool. This can cause stomach pain, nausea, and many more unwanted side effects.
3. Fridge and Out Syndrome:
Taking citrus in and out of refrigeration? Frequent temperature changes lead to an even higher risk for those dangerous mold and microbes to take over.
But fear not, citrus enthusiasts! The MAD Bottle has your back!
✅ Microbe Repellent:
Bid farewell to unwanted bacteria and mold! The MAD Bottle’s double wall insulated vacuum seal technology ensures that microbes stay far, far away, letting your citrus shine in all its fresh flavor glory.
🤝 Sharing is Caring, but Germs Aren’t Daring
We all love those moments of bonding over shared drinks. With the MAD Bottle, you can now enjoy these moments without the side-eye glance at germs or backwash. When you drink right out of this bottle with the pourer spout, you’re ensuring a more hygienic experience for all.
🤣 A Little Fun Never Hurt Anyone
Okay, so maybe drinking straight out of the MAD Bottle with a liquor pourer spout might require some finesse (and perhaps a splash mat for your first few tries). But hey, life’s too short not to have some fun with your beverages!
Rave Reviews & Testimonials from our customers!:
⭐ “The MAD Bottle has transformed my home bar setup. I Love it!”-Sarah K. Chicago, IL
⭐ “This isn’t just a bottle; it’s a bartending revolution.” -Mike P. Madison, WI
⭐ “Looks great, durable, and incredibly versatile. A must-have for everyone who loves a good drink!” -Genevieve W. Des Moines, IA
⭐ “From beach parties to formal s**t, The MAD Bottle is my new travel buddy.”-Lisa R. Rockford, IL
Sam Jablonski (verified owner) –
“The MAD Bottle” is so unique! This thingamajig keeps your fireball, and any other mixers you like chilled for 24 hours. And guess what? If you’re more into hot stuff, this bottle’s got your back, keeping things hot for 12 hours. Plus, it’s super easy to use – just pour with one of their handy pourer attachments and switch it out with the lid when you’re ready to store! So, if you want your drinks cold or hot, and you want ’em that way all day, “The MAD Bottle” is the answer. No more lukewarm crap or cold hot chocolate – this bottle’s got you covered, Plus, its fun to use with their pourer! Thanks MADhousepitality! I’m giving you guys a high-five-star rating!
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 -Sam Jablonski
Sara (verified owner) –
Very good quality. Exactly as described. Can’t wait to try it out!
Kirsten (verified owner) –
Love my bottle!
Jeannie (verified owner) –
Even better than I expected! It works exactly as described and I use it all the time.
Juan –
Excellent quality. Labeling right on the bottle with a sharpie is pretty handy too.
Charlotte –
Got one for myself and now I’m definitely buying one for each of my bridesmaids gift for my wedding next year. Great for parties!!